Exxon sees profits slide in fourth quarter of 2008 →
But don’t worry guys, they had another year of record breaking profits.
STICKER THAT SHIT!– Yeah… Josh is playing Little Big Planet and I got a little enthusiastic when he came across a sticker room that led to …. yup… more stickers.
Having a ball in Berlin: Berliners have been... →
I really miss my friends.
co-worker: So you’re from Canada? me: Yup. co-worker: Have you ever seen a...– I never thought it would happen in real life, but it did! (via joshdevins) I had this same conversation at the Berlin zoo a year ago with an old lady only she was more specific: she wanted polar bears.
Jeff Tweedy steals his own lyrics
From Wilco’s Heavy Metal Drumer: Oh I sincerely miss those heavy metal bands I used to go see on the landing in the summer She fell in love with the drummer She fell in love with the drummer She fell in love Shiny shiny pants and bleached blond hair A double kick drum by the river in the summer She fell in love with the drummer Another then another She fell in love I miss the...
Some people are idiots. →
Leftists kidnap talking loaf of bread to protest... →
Is This The World's Best Airline Complaint Letter? →
100 most expensive properties in Spain →
Today I woke up late, lounged around in my pyjamas until noon putting together another puzzle and playing some LittleBigPlanet. Eventually, I showered and went out for lunch thinking Mondays aren’t so bad. Then I remembered I’m unemployed.
Via Chicago (original Summerteeth version) < Via Chicago (live Kicking Television version)
Yay! English reading
So, with the pound being more or less on par with the Euro, I’ve been busy ordering things off of amazon.co.uk. The shipping is a little more but it evens out the price. I’m making myself culturally up-to-date (as Siofan put it) and awaiting all four of the Twilight series books. Price for all four books: 20 Euros. And I’ve got a few other goodies coming my way too. Singstar...
I just wondered over to the list of “Other Tumblrs you might like” on the following page. Half of them were soft porn, collections of cute Asian girls and aggregates of SNPD. Why did Tumblr think I would like these? Is it based on what the people I follow follow? If that’s case, I follow some pervies.
Fact: the Doner Kebab was invented in Berlin. The... →
Josh: (eating chocolate after breakfast)
Sabine: You're going to get die-ah-beet-us.
Josh: No, its dessert.
Sabine: You're going to get die-ah-beet-us and then I'll have to give you needles every day.
Josh: And Wilford Brimley will follow me around all day.
HEY! That's us! →
The photographers from our wedding updated their blog with a few photos of us getting hitched.
NYT: 44 Places to Go in 2009 →
(via boesch) Berlin is No. 4. COME VISIT ME!
if up’s the word;and a world grows greener minute by second and most by more—...– e.e. cummings. (via fishy)
The flowers have been around for 120 million years There are more than 35,000 known species of orchids About 800 new orchid species are added each year Vanilla comes from an orchid The world’s largest orchid can grow to 20 metres long During the Middle Ages, the orchid was used in love potions To the early Greeks, the orchid represented virility The Chinese considered it “the...
Wanted: Nuclear power plant engineer →
Homer Simpson will have an easier time finding a job in Germany than I will. It’s not so bad, really. Just most of the postings I see are for positions like this. The other day, I saw a job ad looking for a scientist. No prequalifications of evil genius required.
President Obama has yet to bring change. Yes, he is the first African American president, but he only inspired that change. American citizens who elected him brought on that change. -S
Blah blah blah.. .Obama is president. YES, WE GET IT. Move along people.
Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream...– Edgar Allan Poe Wish him a happy 300th birthday
Don't forget to Shave the Date →
Mominatrix wants no Bush left behind and encourages you to shave yours this Inaugeration Day.