The final countdown
11 more sleeps until my wedding 13 more sleeps until honeymoon in Maui 4 more days of work 13 more things left on the ‘to do’ list Too little time do it all… … at least that’s what it feels like. I’m going through phases of “planicking”*. I’ll be working away one minute and then I’ll have a planic attack. This is usually eased by...
Why do expectant parents post their ultrasound pictures on Facebook? When I have babies, I will not post scans of my uterus for the Internet world to see. I’ve already informed Josh that he’s not allowed to do so either.
brynna: I know. They can go FUCK themselves. crackwomb: brad and angelina are moving to berlin Hi Brynna. I’m moving to Berlin in December. You don’t have an e-mail address on your tumblr but I do.
Today I walked by a shoe store and they had an...
Ugh. Why are people still wearing that shit? Why did people ever wear that shit?
I still love Justified.
RIP Thomas Dörflein →
The surrogate father of Knut, Berlin’s famous polar bear, died of a heart attack at age 44.
Price Protectr! →
Here’s a fun site. How many times have you bought something last week, only to hear that you’re friend bought the same thing from the same store this week for $50 less. It sucks. Stores know it sucks, so they offer a “Price protection guarantee”, meaning if the price drops on what you just bought, you can get the difference back. What the stores depend on is the consumer...
THIS IS INSANE! →
(via kevindavidcrowe: peterwknox) This is disgusting.
(via peterwknox:rickyv) After hearing Matt Damon’s brilliant comparison of a Sarah Palin presidency to a bad Disney movie, I called up Sam and said “Let’s make a trailer for what that movie would look like.” Within hours, Dan and Amir were writing it, Ben and the CHTV crew were casting and producing it, and two weeks later, here it is. Digg?
HOME! as of December! IT'S OFFICIAL →
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I think I’m going to be following the Brangeloonies. Maybe they need another Nanny? I’m gonna check on Craigslist to see if they’ve posted something on there.
Eve Ensler (author of the Vagina Monologues) on... →
Sarah believes in God. That is of course her right, her private right. But when God and Guns come together in the public sector, when war is declared in God’s name, when the rights of women are denied in his name, that is the end of separation of church and state and the undoing of everything America has ever tried to be.
In honour of National Punctuation Day, here's a... →
Man arrested for assault after farting at cop →
When Jose was being fingerprinted, he lifted his leg and farted loudly on the officer. The violated officer wrote in the complaint notes that Jose then “fanned the air with his hand in front of his rear” onto the cop. The officer went on to write that the gas “was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature.” HAHAHAHAA
Presidents are going to have to deal with more than one thing at a time.– Barack Obama In related news, John McCain recently freaked out when he had too many Firefox tabs open. (via cbeth) (via synmirror) WHOAH: McCain figured out what Firefox was? That’s breaking news.
Louis Prima - “Baby, Won’t You Please Come Home ...
This made me laugh hard. Really hard. →
I’m still laughing…
(via erinshannon:sarahchristine:robot-heart:elizabethanne:kathlellen:jessicalindsey): What are the last three things you purchased? 1) Onions 2) Potatoes 3) Chicken broth What are the last three songs you downloaded? 1) California Stars (Jeff Tweedy acoustic) 2) I’m the man who loves you (Jeff Tweedy acoustic) 3) How to fight loneliness (Jeff Tweedy acoustic) What are the last three...
When girls bbq
Sabine: oh! We should clean up the bbq too!
Kristen: I'll go grab the tools. Which ones did you use?
Sabine: The pokey-stabby thing and the giant tong things.
Kristen: *Comes back in with the exact tools Sabine was referring to*
Horoscope for Capricorn
Capricorn (Dec. 22 — Jan. 20) An important relationship has started to change and since this coincides with a good Jupiter alignment, there is a sense that it will evolve in a good way. Thanks Horoscope. I’m going to apply this to my upcoming status change to “wife”.
Police arrest person with a gun at Luther College... →
That was MY high school!
Dear American friends
Can we go back to the days where idolized Obama? All this McCain-Palin (or is it Palin-McCain?) bashing, I’m over it. No one did it better than our beloved Tina Fey. Move on. I feel like Tumblr coverage of the things Obama is doing has dropped off the face of the planet. Instead of giving more reasons not to vote for McCain-Palin (Palin-McCain?), let’s go back to getting your fellow...
Our life is frittered away by detail. Simplify, simplify.– Henry David Thoreau
Battle sleep update...
… I am well on my way to Victory. Despite having the misfortune of seeing the clock flash 4:30 and 6:15, I managed to go back to sleep BOTH times to wake up to the sweet sounds of 7:30. Preparing for round 2 tonight…
My bedroom is the war room.
As I said earlier, I haven’t had a good night’s sleep in far too long. Tonight is my first battle against sleeplessness. I’ve prepared the battleground (the bedroom), by optimizing the calm feng shui by picking everything up off the floor, tidying up the closet and making the bed. Next, I let it know I was calling war on this place of supposed peace by lighting lavender and...
It’s alluding me. I haven’t slept past 7 a.m. since I’ve been back from Toronto (which was August 23). It was that I was up just after 6. Now, I’ve been getting up even earlier, with today being a collosal failure to sleep when I managed to stay up till 11 (thinking if I stayed up later, I would sleep later), and opened my eyes, wide away at 5:15. Yes I’m stressed...
Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via scout)
I'm listening to...
The Immaculate Collection. Toe tapping is all I can do to hold myself back from jumping out of my rolly chair (to disastrous results, I’m sure) and busting a move (to even more disastrous results).